from VAST NECROHOL
Caolan Madden
Ahead the fielde of muck
I wade
into the swamp
feildde of battel a Teutonic man
bares his midriff, intones
VAST NECROHOL
I wade into the swamp
LEVEL ONE: VALEDICTION FORBIDDING
SLUNGGE OVER THE SYDE OF MYNE HOARSE
I CARRYED THEE BELOUVAD
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+1 ARMOURE FROMME THY BLOOAUD
-1 DEXTEREITY FROMME THY BOUADYE
+1 COSNTUTITON FROMM
breach but an expansion
kepte driveeing
evene after myne mounte sangke
I tyed my mounte to a Tree withe its toogne
I bounde myne eyes with blouude and DROAVE
ttasted the NECROHOL
AUTOSAVE: LEVEL BOSS
I calle your bODYE the wayepoiinte I clall it the FINAL BOSSE
but the finale bosse is my bodye I knoae the goale is still finallye SINGKING
I cannote spEake bceacause mye mouthe is cloased withe the BLODU
of alle the men and elfs I hvae EATAN
I cannote speake beciuae I forget howe to connecte the MICRPHOAN
CUTSCENE
Teutonicke C4PT41N withe his JWELLED BELLYESHIRTE
his hammere yklept FUCKMONSTRE666 I bid him sleepath but HARKE
thatte’s his voyce in the cutscean
cutsceam FORE ordnained you doe not chuse
he is tellinge my storye no mattere my levell
no mattere how MUCHE LYRCRA ANDE SKULLES I FARME FOR MINE BRA
no mattre HOW MUCHE PAINE I FARME
how muche sunnelighte I gatehered 99x
I optmizied at campe resistannce at 99%5
the ctuseen youre rReesitsxtance Is FUtile youe watche Them DIE
the Teuntonick mann’s abdomene flexeth With Putye
no mattre howe many tyimes you reloade
AUTOSAVE: O CAPTAINE MYE CPTAINS
I am sorrye I Sielenced youe withe my BLOOUDE VOMMIT
I ame sorrye my BLOUDE VOMMIT slpashed on the CUTSCEAN
Amongge my peoeple we great eache Othre BLOODE FOR BLODODE
Amonge my peeople this is TENADARNESSE
LOL I dydde not KNOEW YE LOVED ITTE NOTT
LOL I dyd NOT knwoe ye woode be AFRAYD
mye beloved lyeath atte the waypoiynte I shalle make my waye thare
I shalle make no moure bloude I shalle OPTIMIZE
whatte I have been provyded equippe
whatte shalle beste surve ME for my Worke of sinkying
the heaveyest arrowes, the leade greaves
99^% RESISTANBCE TO MINE BLOUDE
0 captaine I hread your voyce again
0 cAPTa1n666 a beautifule voyce I cloud fyght forr and aslo LOAVE
0 cap+tan3 GRATZ