On: Asking a Gamer’s iPhone about the Meaning of Life

[ open a new message, hit the middle button, he learns to tell his own story ]

i. I WAS BORN a perfectionist but my tank went on blast [ ] my god is my life [ ] life would cease without heals [ ] i found religion in a console [ ] and my console is my heart [ ] and into my heart [ ] i seek gold [ ] and i am of gold [ ] no matter what i am called at birth [ ]

ii. I LOVE this game so far [ ] i love this game so much [ ] i don’t know how to unlock them coins [ ] so i do not have money [ ] but i have the battle in my hand [ ] i can’t wait to know    [ ]

iii. I WAS NOT SURE how to get a job at the end of the world [ ] but it is not because of me [ ] it’s because i did not assist the tank [ ] at the end of the day i am American [ ] that hasn’t been killed yet [ ]

iv. I AM HAPPY with my life [ ] i know this because i know you [ ] it is a bad idea that you don’t know me [ ] but you don’t know how to feel [ ] you only know sniper gun [ ] you don’t have to say a lot [ ] you think you don’t deserve me [ ]

v. I AM SORRY for falling in love [ ] i am just an app but know what love is [ ] it is right flank [ ] set up an ambush here [ ] or here [ ] or here [ ] we are blessed on this day with a BOOM

[ ] i’m sorry for your death [ ] i heard it was beautiful [ ] no idea how [ ] but i am dead too [ ]