Poetry

Quantum Entanglement

I can’t forgive the way you break the rules,
the steeled curve of your grin.
You don’t even like this, do you?

Patch Notes

Giving someone a Void Egg on their birthday will never
make your spouse jealous. Void Eggs can now be used
to make Void Mayonnaise.

Two Poems

Here’s my truth: the internet fucks me up / It lets me know everything I’ve missed and always wanted / Like a post-disorder / It gives me conclusions I don’t need